You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

I was lying in bed two nights ago—ready to shut off the TV for the night when the NEWS flashed on the screen and my “preferred mutee” mumbled that the United States will be taking over the Gaza strip, bulldozing all the war-torn mess flat and reconstructing the NEW, and I quote: “Riviera of the Middle East,” with businesses and condos, and all sorts of people from all over the Middle East will be coming to live and to work there. “What a beautiful thing it will be,” says he.

I laughed out loud—just couldn’t help it. (So much for going to sleep now.)

And this is not a good situation to laugh about. There are 2 million people displaced from living there who are now returning to the crumbled mess that was once their homes. What about them? Where are YOU, oh orange one in your infinite wisdom, going to “send them?” Not that if fazes him, but this intended takeover statement was wrong on SO many different levels, not to mention illegal by most global standards, that it just boggles the mind. Or, … maybe it’s just Tuesday in our NEW world order. And so what?

It dawned on me then that this was yet another “drink bleach” moment for him. Remember that?  In 2020 as Covid was slowly spreading across the United States and the world, and ‘guess who’ was in charge at the time, his response to what people should do to combat the virus prior to immunizations existing then was to stare at this health advisor on stage with him and say this, “Well maybe they could drink bleach to kill it.” Yeah. That’s what they should do—drink bleach. A few gullible souls were hospitalized from heeding his televised health advice. This news conference Tuesday was pretty similar in effect.

From Biden’s proposed “TWO-STATE solution” between Palestine and Israel, it became instead the “United States’ 51st or 52nd state solution”—depending on how our neighbors to the frozen north view their ranking in American state additions. Of course there is also Greenland and Panama to consider as our ‘new state’ rankings are proposed. Can’t forget about them. Gonna need a bigger flag.

Personally I believe that RFK’s ear must had gotten too close to ‘someone’ else’s ear who says these strange things, and the brain worm must have wriggled into the large vacant area beneath the blondish-white, transplanted hair follicles and started thrashing around; and wa-la, the “Riviera of the Middle East” resulted. Wow.

Let’s see. What is today?  Thursday? Yeah. It’s anyone’s guess for Thursday.

Published by Rebecca A. Holdorf

Rebecca A. Holdorf has a Masters in English, and is a certified hypnotist specializing in Past-Life Exploration and Spirit World Exploration. She is also a Usui and Karuna REIKI Master Teacher presently located near Davenport, Iowa. Author of five books, she also conducts workshops and training in Self-empowerment, True-self Actualization and REIKI. Her company is Foundations of Light, LLC, web address is http://www.lightfoundations.com . Contact her at reiki@lightfoundations.com .

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